Plastic Banquet: An Ode to Earth‑Choking Convenience
There is something uniquely poetic about humanity’s ability to package lettuce—destined to rot by Thursday—inside material that will outlive Byzantium. It is a masterstroke of industrial comedy: the ephemeral enshrined in the eternal. As if every cucumber, every bruised banana, every wilted sprig of parsley were a relic of divine origin, cryogenically entombed not for consumption, but for posterity.