The Great Gasping Choir of the Imperial Newsroom

In the humming, antiseptic caverns of the nation’s largest broadcast empires—those palatial warrens of polished glass and humming servers—dawn breaks not with birdsong but with the shriek of production cues. The anchors emerge from makeup chambers like resurrected idols, their smiles lacquered into submission, ready once again to bless the republic with the soft hiss of well-engineered fear. Each morning they adjust their earpieces, straighten their suits, and prepare to funnel another day’s worth of pre-chewed narrative into the open mouths of the public as if dispensing nutrients to a brood of captive hatchlings.

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Steel of the Modern Age, or the Rusting Spectacle of Wall‑Street Washington

In the dimly lit corridors of gleaming power—where words drip like oil and promises twist like barbed wire—the great swine in charge of markets and militarism, the capricious overseers of spectacle, have unveiled their latest farce: a plan to slap a Titanic, bludgeoning 100 percent tariff on semiconductors imported from across the Pacific. These chips—those chips, mind you—are the “steel of the modern age,” a phrase so ludicrously heralded it rings hollow from their lips.