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Pigs wearing suits, wallowing in shit

U.S. August 1, 2025

The Empire of Silence: How America’s Political Leaders Became Constitutional Traitors and Global Human Rights Carnivores

In the rotting amphitheater of empire, where the bloated carcass of democracy is dragged across the marble floors of Capitol Hill, the true legacy of American leadership is made hideously clear: constitutional betrayal wrapped in the American flag and sold as freedom. The men and women who chair committees, wave gavels, and clamor into microphones—each one a merchant of illusion—have become the most dangerous enemies of the Constitution they swore to uphold.

A flaming garbage barge with fireworks in the background

Business, U.S., World July 30, 2025

The Empire Tariffs Back: A Kabuki of Commerce, Crumbs, and Carnage

Once more into the breach, dear consumers, as the crumbling leviathan of American empire lumbers forth—not with dignity, nor even direction, but with all the grace of a flaming garbage barge drifting into a fireworks warehouse. In the sacred halls of governance, where polished mahogany desks serve as sacrificial altars for truth, the U.S. government has executed its most cherished ritual: the Great Economic Diversion™.

Big tech government surveillance

Technology, U.S. July 26, 2025

Silicon Valley’s Data Deluge: How Tech Titans and Washington Built a Surveillance Empire for Profit

In the latest chapter of America’s digital drama, the federal government and tech leviathans have seamlessly merged into a billion‑dollar spectacle, redefining privacy as a luxury and personal data as raw material for profit. A new wave of policies and partnerships has emerged, each more performative than the last: regulators screeched assurances that data collection is “secure,” officials oinked about public safety, and corporate spokespeople bellowed about innovation, while users quietly watched their lives being monetized, tracked, and dissected for targeted ads.

Pigs and Wall Street scammers

Business, U.S. July 26, 2025

Inflation Nation: How Washington and Wall Street Perfected the Art of Taking Your Money

In the latest episode of the grand American pageant, the federal government, in dazzling unison with Wall Street’s puppet masters, has once again managed to redefine the meaning of “help” by inflating prices while claiming victory over inflation. The narrative unfolds daily: politicians, economists, and corporate spokesbeings all screech into microphones with the fervor of carnival barkers, assuring the public that rising costs are either “transitory,” “under control,” or just the necessary sacrifice for the sacred altar of economic growth.

Hillary Clinton sitting in a toilet

Health, U.S., World July 26, 2025

Prescription for Power: How the DNC Hid Its Ruling-Class Patient from Public View

In a political theatre as elaborate as any corporate boardroom melodrama, a recently declassified intelligence report has exposed what keen-eyed critics had long suspected: the Democratic National Committee, that stalwart PR arm of America’s professional ruling class, was fully aware that their 2016 nominee—Hillary Rodham Clinton—was not simply under the weather, but psychophysiologically unraveling.

Starry night with hills in the distance

U.S. July 25, 2025

American Hunger Games: Gaza Starves While Washington Eats the Script

In a stunning display of moral indigestion, U.S. officials abruptly pulled out of Gaza ceasefire negotiations this week, leaving a smoldering crater where diplomacy briefly flickered. The official justification—delivered with the slick, slippery conviction of someone who’s never missed a catered lunch—was that “Hamas doesn’t want peace,” a phrase that has become a kind of bureaucratic yoga mantra: empty, flexible, and convenient for ignoring the sounds of dying children.