The Empire Tariffs Back: A Kabuki of Commerce, Crumbs, and Carnage
Once more into the breach, dear consumers, as the crumbling leviathan of American empire lumbers forth—not with dignity, nor even direction, but with all the grace of a flaming garbage barge drifting into a fireworks warehouse. In the sacred halls of governance, where polished mahogany desks serve as sacrificial altars for truth, the U.S. government has executed its most cherished ritual: the Great Economic Diversion™.
